| So, today I get back from class and a bunch of girls coming up to me yelling something about a dead squirrel. I was a little confused, but they continued to tell me about this dead squirrel. They then told me to take it outside. I was like, "how did it die?" They didn't know, it was just there, behind the door. I looked at it and saw no blood or damage to it, which made me a little liery. I thought it might have died by a disease. There weren't any bugs crawling over it, which made me think it hasn't been there long. The conclusion I came up with is that somehow the squirrel got in the building somehow, ran up the stairwell, and at the same moment someone slammed the stairwell door open. This knocked out the squirrel or killing it. Then later someone noticed it. One of the rugby girls said, I can do it. She picked it up and brought it outside and threw it in the dumpster. I was waiting for it to wake up or something and she would freak out. But, it didn't.
Squirrels are really messed up this campus though. On time, my brother and I saw a squirrel in a tree holding something. My brother says, "What do you got there buddy?" and the squirrel drops a dry erase marker on him. Like he knew what we were asking and showed us. Some of these squirrels are smart, while others are quite stupid. Tye was telling me about this squirrel that was caring a huge ass stick, probably four feet long and it tried to climb a tree with it in its mouth. Lets just say, it wasn't successful. Another squirrel he saw was climbing the side of the building and reached the sign. The sign is completely flat, which wouldn't be possable for a squirrel to climb. That didnt stop this squirrel from trying. Tye watched it constantly try and fall, try and fall. i am guessing it was quite humorous. Oh, I almost for got about the pizza squirrel. I saw this squirrel running with a full slice of pizza in its mouth. The only thing was, it was holding it by the crust. So, the tip of the pizza would curl under, the squirrel would step on it, and fall down. It kept doing this. Was a funny squirrel. That's the only squirrel stories I can think of right now. Well, besides my brother pissing that one off in the tree with his Super Soaker. Haha, good times. Until next time... Eat a Waffle.
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